MAGIC MIKE MAZZARONE MAKES HIS TRIUMPHANT RETURN TO GRUNGEREPORT.NET
Ladies and gentlemen it has been nearly a month since I have last posted on GrungeReport.net The prolonged absence, as you know was mainly due to the storm. But I was also sidelined for an extra week prior due to a nasty virus on my computer. It may or may not have been from a porn site. I’m a regular visitor of TNAFlix, RedTube, and PornHub.
One of the biggest tragedies of Hurricane Sandy was my absence from GrungeReport.net, I have sorely missed posting the news on here more than anything but I have to hand it to Brett and the fellow staff on here for keeping things running smoothly during the absence of your head reporter. I have lots of Billy Corgan interviews and photos to catch up on, that and PornHub should make for a HurriKinky weekend.
To mark my return, I have written a poem, my own rendition of “Been Away Too Long.” It’s quite fitting, since I’ve been away too long.
Hey, Taylor Momsen knows me
Taylor Momsen saves me
Taylor Momsen loves or hates me
But it’s fate
I only ever really wanted to have sex with Taylor Momsen
I’ve been away for too long
No I never really wanted to stay
I have a really big shlong