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GRUNGEREPORT.NET TO ANNOUNCE NEW NAME TOMORROW, WHAT DO YOU THINK IT WILL BE?

By: 4 January 2013 42 Comments

GrungeReport.net will announce its new name tomorrow. The name change won’t actually take place until February though. I thought it would be fun to see if somebody could guess the name, so in the comments section give it your best shot! One hint I’ll give is it’s still a .net, and it’s definitely connected to the alternative rock 90′s era but it’s broader than GrungeReport.

42 Comments »

  • No said:

    Don’t!

  • Blind Lemon said:

    Billycorgan report!

  • dog said:

    InSideMySelf

  • sly said:

    Grunge Sound

  • ed said:

    90′sBands.net

  • sly said:

    Grunge Seattle news

  • Mawhonic said:

    Something having 90saltreport.net in the title

  • Butthead said:

    It should be called 90′sRockN’Roll.net

  • Novemberhotel said:

    JackIronsTroll.net

  • Jake K said:

    altsound.net

    I really have no idea….

  • Butthead said:

    But for real lets call it BillyCorganBitches.net

  • The Incredible Mr. Mark Arm said:

    ilovecreed.net
    or
    scottstappfans.net

  • Magic Mike Mazzarone said:

    I think the runaway favorite with this is either Momsenreport.net or TMZreport.net

  • Butthead said:

    If I had to rank all the Grunge/Alternative Rock Bands of the 90′s:

    1. Nirvana
    2. Pearl Jam/The Smashing Pumpkins
    3. Rage Against The Machine
    4. Soundgarden
    5. Alice In Chains/Tool
    6. Nine Inch Nails
    7. Red Hot Chili Peppers
    8. Stone Temple Pilots

  • Shadow on the Sun said:

    Alternarock.net

    90salternative.net

  • jeremy said:

    Altrock.net

  • jeremy said:

    Rockreport.net

  • Shadow on the Sun said:

    I’ll throw down some ranks

    1) Soundgarden
    2) Pearl Jam
    3) Tool
    4) Stp
    5) Aic
    6) Rhcp
    7) Blind Melon
    8) Ratm

  • Josh said:

    butthurtfucktard.corgan

  • jesse said:

    When the name change takes place, if we type in ” Grungereport.net”, will that take us to the new site?

  • a lone voice of reason said:

    I_shit_all_over_why_people_actually_visit_this_site)and_don’t_give_two_fucks_about_them.net

    or

    copy/paste_other_site’s_stories.net

  • Craigory52 said:

    altrockreport.net

  • Andrei said:

    It was my idea.

    You’re really gonna love this one. It will remind you of something special.

  • Andrei said:

    it’s Alternative#@^!*#.net

  • Brooks said:

    DoucheReport.net
    MusicPlagurism.com
    CorganPorn.com
    KidsLivingintheirmomsbasement.com

    I prefer:
    MagicMikeSucks.com

  • pa said:

    Alt zone report

  • juca said:

    JackIronsTroll.net HAHAHAAHAHAAH

  • Paul said:

    CorganReport.net

  • JokersCock said:

    Grungereport is dead I was right with my prediction. Lets face it GRUNGE is old and dated. Most of the grunge bands hate it as do most rational folk.

    Just call it MixedUpMusic.com or GoogleGrungeSearch.com

  • Brett Buchanan (author) said:

    Nobody has guessed it. AltRockReport was considered several months ago though. GrungeReport.net will redirect to the new name once we make the change next month. The site will look exactly the same for the first month or two of the change.

  • versus said:

    ha! MagicMikeSucks.com made me laugh. My wife still won’t visit this site any more because of his inappropriate/sexist/offensive remarks.

  • Di said:

    ME.net

  • Brett Buchanan (author) said:

    Versus,

    Magic Mike isn’t sexist. He has treated both Billy Corgan and Taylor Momsen as sex objects on here. He does say inappropriate things though.

  • versus said:

    Actually, treating a woman or man as a sex object is sexist. Defend all you want, but when the guy posts offensive sexual comments, such as jizzing all over himself while thinking of Momsen, it turns a lot of people away from your site.

  • Brett Buchanan (author) said:

    Versus, any of the pervy comments are in the comments section. He doesn’t put them in the articles. People can say whatever they want in the comments. COCK! BALLS!

  • Brett Buchanan (author) said:

    If Mike wants to troll the comments section on here with some harmless silly comments for shits and giggles he can do that. At least he’s not using a fake name like tons of people do on here. There’s quite a few commenters on here who have used like 10-20 names. And for people saying staff members on here should be ‘professional,’ I don’t care. The tongue in cheek/sarcastic nature of this site is what sets it apart from other boring rock blogs.

  • versus said:

    “Be nice. Keep it clean” should be removed then. It’s just my opinion, but I think it’s sad that the most offensive commenter on the site is its head reporter.

  • Brett Buchanan (author) said:

    We’ll do that, that’s part of the default for the WordPress design we use.

    The most offensive commenter is not Magic Mike. He basically has his go to sex jokes shtick. The most offensive ones are the people who personally attack musicians covered on here and insult each other.

  • Butthead said:

    Brett, I am sticking with Butthead, so you don’t worry about me finding another name.

  • hey said:

    Okay Brett, what’s the new name??

  • NirFooPearlTempleChainsBushGarden said:

    1 Nirvana
    2 Pearl jam
    3 Soundgarden
    4 Alice in Chains
    5 STP
    6 Foo Fighters
    7 Bush
    8 Chili Peppers
    9 Any other band
    10 Pumpkins

  • Alternadude said:

    1-Smashing Pumpkins
    2-Pearl Jam
    3-Soundgarden
    4-Nirvana/AIC
    5-STP

    (Talking about the main “original” grunge bands)

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